Now that's a super title,as if i dont know all these years that i've two hands!!!
My boy,yeah second one P;he told me this "You have two hands and you can do it yourself!!!"
I didn't expect it from him,so soon,i thought:))
So the scene:
P has this habit of asking me to scratch him whenever a mosquito bites him.Immediately he would get a swell in that place.So not satisfied with his scratch he would ask me and i would oblige.So far so good,rite.
Yesterday was the same scene,and i obliged and was saying to him" If a mosquito bites me, i'll ask you to scratch me".That's all and bang came the reply without any thoughts.
I simply told him that i didn't know i had two hands.LOL